The Samuel L. Jackson Syndrome (also known as Bruce Willis Disease or Anthony Hopkins Disorder).
Symptoms: you are everywhere, and nobody has the heart to tell you that you're too black or too bald or too old for the thing you're doing.
Cure: none. Scientists hope that the disease will disappear one day, but they estimate that it will exist for at least another 15 to 20 years. Sexy young nurses may be a crucial factor. Some experts believe they will - together with significant doses of Viagra - have a life-extending effect on the patients.
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