When your famous that'll be a collectors item. People all over the world will want to staple it to dummy and burn it in a wickerman. Next best thing to the actual person.
My worst present would be tickets to Miley Cyrus concert.mnow, it's socially acceptable to punch a male in the face for being a ****. But not a woman. So if i was to send them to a Bieber concert, their would be a viable way to cancel out the urge to kill yourself. But not at a Virus concert. No, you would have to suffer or the pillars of society will rain down upon you via the hideous power of the media! Hahahahaha!