[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

The secret to loving zero budget films for me is the endless joy of watching people walk down corridors and/or woodland paths talking about nothing in particular to link the odd bit of gore or nudity. I'm not bothered if there is an original bone in the whole film or if the acting is shite, I'm just glad that every state, county, city and town in America has a metal or hip hop fan(all these films are soundtracked to one or the other) willing to share their vision with us. Sure, some may be torturous to watch but for me that is part of the fun. Any fool can watch a well made film but it takes a special kind of idiot to trek through the wastelands of cinema...just ask Dem and Mr Teardrop, two of the finest idiots I know!

When you put it that way…