NUTTERS!
As Hallowe'en approaches this year, there's the usual predictable rush of people buying bags of monkey nuts without even knowing why. Children, seeing these nuts in their parent's supermarket trollies all roll their eyes and groan, knowing that they're going to have to fish through these tasteless, unroasted, unsalted nuts in the days and weeks following Hallowe'en to find the sweet treats.
While all this is going on in the supermarket, there is a place somewhere, deep below the surface of the council landfill site, where there are many years worth of Hallowe'en nuts rotting away.
Being so despised...so unwanted...unloved...for all this time has caused some kind of dark magic reaction. Now...in each one of their little crumbly, powdery shells lies a deep seeded hate of humankind.
In the year 2014 the hate of nuts has grown stronger than ever, and the dark magic brings the nuts together where they join forces and rise from the dump...an army of Nutters...man-like peanut brittle creatures...each one 10 feet tall...marching across the country out for revenge against human children who have been so mean and unappreciative.
It'll leave a dusty trail of red peanut skin and allergic kids in its wake.
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