[Rondadoronron]

NINA
Michael… - (Michael reaches for it) Bolton?
MICHAEL
That's me.
NINA
Wow! Is that your real name?
MICHAEL
Yeah.
NINA
So are you related to the singer guy?
MICHAEL
No, it's just a coincidence.
SAMIR
How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It's Na-
gee-een-ah-jah. Nagaenajar
MICHAEL
At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
SAMIR
Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name.
MICHAEL
There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and
that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.
SAMIR
Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
MICHAEL
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS.