AL You know, I just realized that we've got someone in this house that eats, lies around all
day and does absolutely nothing.
PEGGY Awww, Buck is cute.
AL I was talking about you, Peg. But the dog's pretty useless too. You know, something else
just dawned on me.
PEGGY That people can shower during the week? [smiles sweetly]
AL No, love of my life. No, that there's no one in this damn house that does anything for
me. Now, I'm the breadwinner. I deserve better treatment, like - hey, I know! The next
time I come home from work, I want someone to bring me my slippers. Question is who...
PEGGY Actually, when it comes to your slippers, the question is how. As in, "how can a man make
his slippers smell even worse than his feet?".
AL Hey, I sweat the sweat of the dead, Peg. Anyhow, getting back to who's gonna bring me my
slippers: you - well I think you're untrainable, kids don't care if I live or die, so I
guess that leaves Buck. Hey, maybe everybody can learn from him.