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Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.

Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.