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Old 9th January 2016, 11:50 PM
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The Lazarus effect

From bumhouse productions, another 99p cash gen cheapie that seems to be the flip side of the coin to Wer. Essentially its Flatliners for people who masturbate to Ikea catalogues. Essentially its about a group of "scientists" who develop a serum that can bring people back, however they come back 'wrong'. Not in some fun way, like having to stop an enraged black kitty with a shovel fun. Nope its all "I was in hell" with hell as imagined by a stoned 15 year old kid. It also seems to bring you back as some sort of super psychic and Olivia wilde (yum!) ends up wandering the lab offing her mates in rather dull ways. Its pretty boring, its best ideas come from better films and it just sort of fizzles out. If you have nothing else to watch read a book. If not take some high quality acid, shit your pants and watch flatliners on a portable telly under the stairs and you'll probably have more fun. This bland turd of a film can go back up bumhouses jacksie.

Plus I want to remember olivia wilde like this when I crack one off....

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