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Old 11th July 2016, 05:55 PM
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The Videovore

Here is a man beginning his new job, his name is James.

Deciding to do some tidying, he finds a small door behind filing cabinets in his office, he opens it and discovers a small creature with scissors for hands and razor sharp teeth.

The creature whipped it’s tail around James neck and made him stare into it’s eyes. Hypnotised and sodomised James had now become it’s slave.

The creature craved videotape and was always hungry for more, luckily for James he was the new state film censor, and the creature set about slicing it’s way into as many films it could.

No one outside the B.B.F.C ever suspected anything and everyday the monster grew fat.
For many years it fed. And James did it’s twisted bidding.

Scientists stumbled across a way to kill the monster by accident, inventing a new way of watching film.

The creature could not feed on the hard shiny discs they created and slowly it began to starve.
Eventually it died and James came to his senses. Tired and worn down by the creature, he decided to retire, asked for porn to be legal and went home to relax with a box of tissues.

James had finally escaped from the Twilight Zone.
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