A new law has been written that from now on Inspector Abberline must type the words
Touche-Away! at the end of his final post of the day (whenever that may be) so fellow labbers know he has left the building.
Failure to comply with this is unforgivable and Mr B_E will be instructed to let loose forum member Vic Dakin from the chains in his cellar who will then come round and... well you'll have to wait and see. Lets just say it's doubtful you'll be able to sit down for a while.
(Don't worry B_E. You still have MTDS locked away so you'll still have one plaything to amuse you)