Whats a vampire fav song and group.
Transvision vamp
Fangs can only get better
Bat out of hell
Vampire weekend
Alice Cooper: I love the dead
Pearl Jam: Blood
Prague Philharmonic Orchestra: Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
Radiohead: We Suck Young Blood
Rob Zombie:
Rocket From The Crypt: I Drink Blood
Scientist: Dance of the Vampire
Sebadoh: Vampire
Signs of Chaos: Vampires & Robots
Smashing Pumpkins: We Only Come Out At Night
Vampire Jokes
Q: How does a female vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes!
Q: What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust!
Q: What’s a Spanish vampire’s favourite dance?
A: The fangdango!
Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A: So long sucker!
Q: What happens when two vampires meet?
A: It was love at first bite!
Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night!
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!
Q: Why are vampires easily fooled?
A: Because they are born suckers.
Q: Why did the vampire telephone the undertaker?
A: To see if there was any new take-away meals available!!
Q: Why did the vampire fall in love with his neighbour?
A: Because she was the ghoul necks door!!
Q: What does a vampire take for a bad cold?
A: Coffin drops!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Batman!
Q: Why do vampires eat in homeless shelters?
A: They can eat for necks to nothing in them!
Q: Which flavor of ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?
A: Vein-illa! Of course!!
Q: What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
A: He asked to make a withdrawal!
Q: Why did the vampire keep acting batty?
A: It was in his blood.
Sorry i do apologise i just get bored and fed up when i cant sleep and im wide awake at 2:30 in the morn
Have said before im a night /insomniac person
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