I'd hate to be a vampire because~
.... the children of the night don’t make real music, just a bloody racket.
....the sun is good for mental health, living in the dark all the time no wonder vampires are miserable bastards.
.... you wouldn’t want to sleep in a coffin if you get claustrophobia.
.... i’m epileptic, so would suffer terrible coffin fits.
.... everybody would call you a batty boy.
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MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart!
VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car!
NEIL: I'll get a cushion.