MURDER ON THE EMERALD SEA
Alan Ormsby of CSPWDT fame directs this oddity that is basically Miss Congeniality but with a male cop going undercover in drag. Featuring a dwarf body painting then, sexually assaulting a woman before dressing up as Napoleon and a guest appearance by an aged Johnny Weissmuller! The humour ranges from high camp to borderline offensive in this day and age and the whole thing rolls along like a legless dog needing a piss. Recommended for all the wrong reasons.
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