"Surprise Friday announcement!
Arriving soon on our Slasher Classics label is 1989's terrifying tale of childhood trauma returning in the shape of a distressed adult who likes nothing more than stabbing and slaughtering some small town locals. No it is not Halloween but rather Offerings - a favourite of the VHS era and never before seen in gloriously gory HD!" 
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People try to put us down
Just because we get around
Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |