"The deadline is fast approaching for you to get your name in our fantastic new Hammer book - unless you want to scribble it in by hand after you buy a copy later! Order before the end of tomorrow night and we guarantee you a place in Hammer immortality. Go on, you know you need something to show to the grandkids!" 
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