The heavy metal 12 days of Christmas:
Twelve silver crosses
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex
And a tattoo of Alice Cooper
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People try to put us down
Just because we get around
Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |