Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Marvel go down the teen movie route but forget to add any smut, rock n' roll, thrills or plot. Tom Holland insipidly squeaks along reminding us how much better Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield actually were in the role. The only points of interest came with cameos from Robert Downey Jr and Jon Favreau. I can't even remember the girl who played Mary Sue - she was that good! Poor old Michael Keaton as villain Vulture and Marisa Tomei as Spidey's aunt were far too good for this waste of time.
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