a hammer wannabe that fails on nearly every level, acting, atmosphere and story. the film starts in the past when a gypsy wedding is interrupted by a vampire who takes the bride for his mate, jump forward to modern times well 1965 and the vampire(or is he as its never clear if he is that or a warlock) are released when a group of friends go potholing, all but one of the friends ends up dead(ish) and the survivor sets out to investigate, finding love, swinger parties and black magic along the way. sadly its not as good as it sounds and is let down by poor acting and direction and a villain that looks and sounds like he would be more happy sucking cock than biting a big breasted virgins neck! 5/10
now watching(Brion James and Uncle George)
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