"Much to the disappointment of many of our readers I'm sorry to have to tell you that the Arthur Askey Appreciation Society have refused us permission to print the full uncensored rapper-style lyrics of Arthur's Bee Song in our new issue, and they have also claimed our star giveaway of Tommy Gander's titfer for the Arthur Askey Museum* in Giggleswick (*OAPs get in free on Mondays). On top of that, our steamy Askey centrefold has come under fire from censorship watchdogs unhappy with where Arthur was hanging his titfer in the image.
We are now going to go with this alternative 100-pager instead"
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People try to put us down
Just because we get around
Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |