Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
The Three Doctors – Episode 1
The First Doctor: Oh, so you're my replacements - a dandy and a clown. Have you done anything?
The Second Doctor: Well, we've assessed the situation...
The First Doctor: Just as I thought - nothing.
The Three Doctors – Episode 2
The Brigadier: All right, now we're in here, what do we do?
The Second Doctor: Well, we have a think. Care for a jelly baby?
The Three Doctors – Episode 3
Omega: Without me there would be no time travel. You and our fellow Time Lords would still be locked in your own time, as puny as those creatures you now so graciously protect.
The Three Doctors – Episode 4
The Second Doctor: If only I could find my recorder, I could play you a little something to pass the time.
The Brigadier: We must be thankful for small mercies.
**NOTE - It's a real shame I'm only doing one quote per episode. The constant bickering between the second and third Doctor, and the confusion of the situation by the regulars (Jo, the Brigadier, Benton) result in a truly wonderful and hilarious script by Bob Baker and Dave Martin