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Originally Posted by nosferatu42  Jaws 4 - The revenge - Not as bad as i'd heard, at least in terms of watchability, Michael Caine talks a load of shit and seems slightly pissed, the shark still looks like something Spitting Image threw out, it's reasonably shot but shitly edited.
But what makes it bad is that nothing really happens, a couple of bland kills, no tension and a randomly explosive shark.
Apparently the reason Jaws could track the family to take revenge was originally because of a voodoo curse, if they'd have gone with that it might have at least been interesting in a stupid way. 
Bland 4/10
Independence day 2 - Utter bollocks, the first wasn't great but was watchable for the explosive carnage, this is just a rehash with shitter destruction, dull new characters and an abundance of random CGI shit flying around the screen with no impact.
Shit blows up but nobody cares.
2/10 |
I found independence Day 2 to be a schlock masterpiece when I saw it at the cinema. It was utterly hilarious, that moment with judd hirsch on the boat [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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