Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
New Earth
Cass-Rose: Look at me. From class to brass. Although, oh, curves. Oh, baby, it's like living inside a bouncy castle!
Chip: The mistress is beautiful.
Cass-Rose: Absolutement! Oh, but look.
(The equipment that had been keeping flat Cassandra alive is fried.) Chip: Oh, the brain lead expired. My old mistress is gone.
Cass-Rose: But safe and sound in here.
Chip: But what of the Rose child's mind?
Cass-Rose: Oh, tucked away. I can just about access the surface memory. She's. Gosh, she's with the Doctor. A man. He's the Doctor. The same Doctor with a new face. That hypocrite! I must get the name of his surgeon. I could do with a little work. Although nice rear bumper. Hmm
(The phone in Rose's back pocket rings.) Oh, it seems to be ringing. Is it meant to ring?
Chip: A primitive communications device.
The Doctor [OC]: Rose, where are you?
Cass-Rose: How does she speak?
Chip: Old Earth Cockney.
Cass-Rose: Er, wotcha.
[Ward 26]
The Doctor: Where've you been? How long does it take to get to Ward 26?
Cass-Rose [OC]: I'm on my way, governor. I shall proceed up the apples and Pears.
The Doctor: You'll never guess. I'm with the Face of Boe. Remember him?
Cass-Rose OC: Of course I do. That big old boat race.
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Cass-Rose: We're trapped! What am I going to do?
The Doctor: Well, for starters, you're going to leave that body. That psychograft is banned on every civilised planet. You're compressing Rose to death.
Cass-Rose: But I've got nowhere to go. My original skin's dead.
The Doctor: Not my problem. You can float as atoms in the air. Now, get out. Give her back to me.
Cass-Rose: You asked for it.
(Cassandra take a deep breath and blows energy out to the Doctor.) Rose: Blimey, my head. Where'd she go?
Cass-Doctor: Oh, my. This is different.
Rose: Cassandra?
Cass-Doctor: Goodness me, I'm a man. Yum. So many parts. And hardly used. Oh, oh, two hearts! Oh, baby, I'm beating out a samba!
Rose: Get out of him.
Cass-Doctor: Oo, he's slim, and a little bit foxy. You've thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You like it.
(The diseased people burst in.) What do we do? What would he do? The Doctor, what the hell would he do?
Rose: Ladder. We've got to get up.
Cass-Doctor: Out of the way, blondie!
Woman: Please, help us. Help.
(Up on Ward 26, the Duke of Manhattan lends his considerable bulk to the barricade.
Chip shuts himself inside a cell in ICU.)
[Lift shaft]
(Climbing up.) Rose: If you get out of the Doctor's body, he can think of something.
Cass-Doctor: Yap, yap, yap. God, it was tedious inside your head. Hormone city.
Rose: We're going to die if
(Matron Casp grabs her ankle.) Get off!
Casp: All our good work. All that healing. The good name of the Sisterhood. You have destroyed everything.
Cass-Doctor: Go and play with a ball of string.
Casp: Everywhere, disease. This is the human world. Sickness!
(A diseased arm reaches up and grasps Casp's ankle. She falls, screaming.) Rose: Move!
Tannoy: Maximum quarantine. Divert all shuttles.
(The doors on the next level will not open.) Man: Help us.
Cass-Doctor: Now what do we do?
Rose: Use the sonic screwdriver.
Cass-Doctor: You mean this thing?
Rose: Yes, I mean that thing.
Cass-Doctor: Well, I don't know how. That Doctor's hidden away all his thoughts.
Rose: Cassandra, go back into me. The Doctor can open it. Do it!
Cass-Doctor: Hold on tight.
(The energy transfers.) Cass-Rose: Oh, chavtastic again. Open it!
The Doctor: Not till you get out of her.
Cass-Rose: We need the Doctor.
The Doctor: I order you to leave her.
(So Cassandra swaps back again.) Cass-Doctor: No matter how difficult the situation, there is no need to shout.
Rose: Cassandra, get out of him!
Cass-Doctor: But I can't go into you, he simply refuses. He's so rude.
Rose: I don't care. Just do something.
Cass-Doctor: Oh, I am so going to regret this.
(Cassandra transfers to the lead woman on the ladder below them.) Cass-Woman: Oh, sweet Lord. I look disgusting.
(The Doctor opens the lift doors.) The Doctor:
(to Rose) Nice to have you back.
Cass-Woman: No, you don't.
(Cassandra's energy makes it to Rose before the lift doors close again.)