S03E08 - Debate....
Gary: What do you think of the new cut, huh? Do you like it?
Mike: Of course I don't f**king like it! It's the worst use of scissors since my failed vasectomy!
Gary: The elven look is in right now, I was reading about it.
Mike: People don't elect elves, okay. They put them to work in grottos or get them drunk at frat parties so they can toss them.
Gary: That's dwarves.
Mike: It doesn't matter.
Gary: Do you really think it's too short?.
Mike: Yeah. She looks like k.d. lang. Think of all the lesbian jokes we're gonna have to suffer. "Strap-on Selina," "Selina Navratilova? "Fingering the dyke." ..
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S03E07 - Special Relationship
Jonah:
Let's check out your chart. Let's see how you're doing, here. Okay. All right. Dan Egan, 67, female. Unemployed campaign manager. Thirty different types of semen pumped from stomach, inverted nipples, abnormally high douche readings--that makes sense. Cancer of the soul, traces of dog excrement found around the corners of mouth. Chronic cretinism, leprosy, anal bleeding. Uh... tiny child balls?