Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
Planet Of The Dead
The Doctor: Hello, Malcolm.
Taylor: The Doctor. Cor blimey. I can't believe I'm actually speaking to you. I mean, I've read all the files.
The Doctor: Really? What was your favourite, the giant robot?
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The Doctor: Malcolm, something's not making sense here. I've got a storm and a wormhole, and I can't help thinking there's a connection. I need a complete full range analysis Of that wormhole. The whole thing.
Taylor: Well, I've probably got the wrong idea, but I've wired up an integrator. I thought it could measure the energy signature.
The Doctor: No. No, no, no, no, no. That'll never work. Listen.
Taylor [OC]: It's quite extraordinary, though. I'm measuring an oscillation of fifteen Malcolms per second.
The Doctor: Fifteen what?
Taylor: Fifteen Malcolms. It's my own little term. A wavelength parcel of ten kilohertz operating in four dimensions equals one Malcolm.
The Doctor: You named a unit of measurement after yourself?
Taylor: Well, it didn't do Mister Watt any harm. Furthermore, one hundred Malcolms equals a Bernard.
The Doctor [OC]: And who's that? Your dad?
Taylor: Don't be ridiculous. That's Quatermass.
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Christina; That Lordship of yours. The Lord of where, exactly?
The Doctor; Of Time. I come from a race of people called Time Lords.
Christina: You're an alien?
The Doctor: Yeah. But you don't have to kiss me either.
Christina: You look human.
The Doctor: You look Time Lord
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The Doctor: Oh, it's not compatible. Bus, spaceship, spaceship, bus. I need to weld the two systems together.
Christina: And how do you do that?
The Doctor: I need something non-corrosive. Something malleable. Something ductile. Something gold.
Christina: Oh no you don't.
The Doctor: Christina, what is it worth now?
Barclay: Hey, hey, use this.
(His wristwatch.) The Doctor: I said gold.
Barclay: It is gold.
The Doctor: Oh, they saw you coming