Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
The Impossible Astronaut
Amy: This is it, yeah? The right place?
Rory: Nowhere, middle of? Yeah, this it.
The Doctor: Howdy.
(They turn to see the Doctor lying on the hood of a big American car.) Amy: Doctor!
The Doctor: Ha, ha! It's the Pond.
Amy: Hey!
(Joyous reunion.) The Doctor: Hello, Pond. Come here.
Amy: So, someone's been a busy boy then, eh?
The Doctor: Did you see me?
Amy: Of course.
The Doctor: Stalker.
Amy: Flirt.
Rory: Husband.
The Doctor: Rory the Roman! Ooo, come here.
Rory: Hey, nice hat.
The Doctor: I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.
(Then someone shoots it off him.) River: Hello, sweetie.
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The Doctor: Mister President, that child just told you everything you need to know, but you weren't listening. Never mind, though, because the answer's yes. I'll take the case. Fellows, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?
River: They're Americans!
The Doctor: Don't shoot. Definitely no shooting.
Rory: Nobody shoot us either. Very much not in need of getting shot. Look, we've got our hands up.
Nixon: Who the hell are you?
Canton: Sir, you need to stay back.
Nixon: But who are they and what is that box?
The Doctor: It's a police box. Can't you read? I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name the Doctor. These are my top operatives, the Legs, the Nose, and Mrs Robinson.
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The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team, ready to mobilise. Street level maps covering all of Florida. A pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
Canton: Get him his maps.
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The Doctor: Be careful.
River: Careful? I tried that once. Ever so dull.
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The Doctor: The only place in Florida, probably all of America, with those three street names on the same junction. And Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
River: What face?
The Doctor: The he's hot when he's clever face.
River: This is my normal face.
The Doctor: Yes, it is.
River: Oh, shut up.