Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
Nightmare In Silver
The Doctor: Well, here we are. Hedgewick's World. The biggest and best amusement park there will ever be, and we've got a golden ticket. Eh? Eh? Fun.
Clara: Fun?
Angie: Your stupid box can't even get us to the right place. This is like a moon base or something.
The Doctor: It's not the moon.
Artie: Actually, I think it does look like the moon, only dirtier.
The Doctor: Hey. Guys. It's not the moon, okay? It's a Spacey Zoomer ride, or it was.
(A door opens in one of the large rocks, and a man wearing a tall hat looks out.) Webley: Psst. Excuse I. I don't suppose you happen to be my lift off planet? Dave's Discount Interstellar Removals?
Clara: Afraid not.
Webley: They were meant to be here six months ago. Well, that's Dave for you, see? Unreliable.
(A woman's voice cuts through the air.) Captain [OC]: Stay where you are!
Webley: Oops.
(Webley ducks back inside as the military run in.) Captain: Throw down your weapons and identify yourselves.
The Doctor: No. No weapons. Golden ticket. Spacey Zoomer. Free ice cream?
Captain: Who are you? This planet is closed, by Imperial order.
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Clara: I trust the Doctor.
Captain: You think he knows what he's doing?
Clara: I'm not sure I'd go that far.
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The Doctor: Can someone untie me, please?
Clara: Do you think I'm pretty?
The Doctor: No. You're too short and bossy, and your nose is all funny.
Clara: Good enough.
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Artie: Thank you for having me. It was very interesting.
The Doctor: My pleasure. Thank you for coming. Now, I've got something for you. It's not from me, it's from the Tardis. Ah. New phone.
Angie: Thanks.
The Doctor: You're welcome.
Angie: Sorry I said this box was stupid.
The Doctor: Bye.
Angie: Bye. Thanks, Clara.
Artie: Thanks, Clara's boyfriend.
(Angie and Artie leave.) Clara: Thank you, Doctor.
The Doctor: For what?
Clara: Kid's day out. Getting us off the planet alive. Whatever you were doing with the Cybermen. Good night. See you next Wednesday.
The Doctor: Well, a Wednesday, definitely. Next Wednesday, last Wednesday
(Clara leaves.) One of the Wednesdays. Impossible girl. A mystery wrapped in an enigma squeezed into a skirt that's just a little bit too tight. Oh yeah. What are you?