Doctor Who over the years: Episode quotes
The Pyramid At The End Of The World
Commander: This is Miss Potts, sir.
Bill: Hi.
Commander: Miss Potts, this is the Secretary-General of the UN.
Secretary-General: I have flown here today to speak to the President. I'm told you might be able to help.
Bill: I don't know the President. How would I know the President? I mean, I wouldn't even have voted for him. He's orange.
Secretary-General: I mean *the* President. The Doctor.
Bill: The Doctor's not a president. What's he president of?
Secretary-General: Well, in times of crisis, Earth.
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Monk: We know you.
The Doctor: Then you'll know that there is a line in the sand, and I'm the man on the other side of it. You want to keep me that way.
Monk: We will take this planet and its people.
The Doctor: You will be prevented. You will be fought.
Monk: We will be invited. We will take this world. We will rule its people. But only when we're asked. We will talk again.
(The Monk backs into the pyramid.) The Doctor: When?
Monk: At the end of the Earth.
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The Doctor: Yeah, being smart is not giving away your planet. So, an accident, leading to irrevocable consequences. I like bacteria. They can spread. Once they're out, you can't put them away again. What could they do? What do you depend on?
Nardole: Air, water, food, beer.
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(The Tardis materialises in the lab and the door opens.) Erica: Oh, my God!
The Doctor: No, I'm the Doctor, but it's an easy mistake to make. The eyebrows.
Erica: How did you do that? What is that thing?
The Doctor: It's Nardole. He's not my fault. Back to the Tardis. This place is toxic.
Nardole: I'm not human.
The Doctor: Oh, you're human enough. I got your lungs cheap.
Nardole: Oh, now he tells me.