This always cracks me up. INNERSPACE.
(Jack is in a doctor's waiting room and hears Tucks voice)
Tuck: Will you talk to me please, what's your name?
Jack: were you talking to me?
Male Patient: NO!
Tuck: I'm not out there i'm in here!
Jack: Did you hear that?
Female patient: Hear what?
Jack: You didn't hear that?
Female Patient: No i'm sorry i didn't hear anything, are you feeling fine?
Jack: Would i be fine if i was in a doctor's office?
Tuck: Look pal we gotta talk!
Jack: No we don't.
Male patient: Don't what?
Jack: Don't have to talk.
Tuck: Yes we do.
Jack: We do?
Female Patient: Do what.
Jack. Have to talk?
Female patient: Only if you want to.
Tuck: I'm in here inside you, inside your body.
(Jack stands up)
Jack: Oh god, somebody help me...I'M POSSESSED.
Dr. Greenbush: Uh, good news Jack! I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat.
Jack Putter: But, the little voice from inside was talking to me.
Dr. Greenbush: See, that proves it: demons talk THROUGH you - not TO you.
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