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Old 4th February 2020, 05:01 AM
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This always cracks me up. INNERSPACE.

(Jack is in a doctor's waiting room and hears Tucks voice)

Tuck: Will you talk to me please, what's your name?

Jack: were you talking to me?

Male Patient: NO!

Tuck: I'm not out there i'm in here!

Jack: Did you hear that?

Female patient: Hear what?

Jack: You didn't hear that?

Female Patient: No i'm sorry i didn't hear anything, are you feeling fine?

Jack: Would i be fine if i was in a doctor's office?

Tuck: Look pal we gotta talk!

Jack: No we don't.

Male patient: Don't what?

Jack: Don't have to talk.

Tuck: Yes we do.

Jack: We do?

Female Patient: Do what.

Jack. Have to talk?

Female patient: Only if you want to.

Tuck: I'm in here inside you, inside your body.

(Jack stands up)

Jack: Oh god, somebody help me...I'M POSSESSED.



Dr. Greenbush: Uh, good news Jack! I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat.

Jack Putter: But, the little voice from inside was talking to me.

Dr. Greenbush: See, that proves it: demons talk THROUGH you - not TO you.
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