Obviously chest hair is a disadvantage because it's something to grip on to, whereas Brucie baby could just oil himself up and slither like a slippery sausage.
Least that's what yer mum said...
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MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart!
VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car!
NEIL: I'll get a cushion.