Suburban Sasquatch (2004)
My tolerance levels for shot on camcorder shite have dropped severely in the past couple of years. Not helped by the fact this film was interlaced to death on my dvd.
What i did watch was a couple in discussion about going to a party whilst driving through the backwoods before stopping as you do and being attacked by a bloke in a gorilla suit wearing a Poundland Halloween mask who then promptly attacked the bloke as some sort of demented proto CGI gore that appeared to look like a building block was seen in a blink and you'll miss it moment.
A few minutes later the sasquatch / man in a Halloween mask attacked a couple of fishermen, one of whom was desperately in need of acting classes, before it became too much...mainly due to the terrible image quality.
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