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Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs  Himalaya with Michael Palin (2004)
Let's all move out to Bhutan and decorate the walls of our houses with giant cocks spewing sperm to scare away evil spirits.
Eat your heart out Banksy. |
"If you don't remove those paintings from the front of your house, I'm going to arrest you under the Public Order Act for committing a breach of the peace."
"But officer, those paintings are essential to ward away evil spirits!"
"If I see an evil spirit, I'll arrest it. Cover those paintings by midday tomorrow."
"But, but, but the evil spirits…"
"Don't make me call a psychiatrist and have you sectioned under the Mental Health Act."
"Yes, officer."