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Old 18th April 2010, 12:34 PM
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Ash was driving at high speed down main street, being pursued by three deadites and his girlfriend who had lost her head due to an altercation with a chainsaw. Gaining speed on his Oldsmobile and not falling for his attempts to lose them by driving through fruit stands and two guys holding a sheet of glass, Ash swiftly took the next left into a back alley car panel beater and got the car sprayed bright blue. This amazingly managed to lose the deadites.

Ash thought he was in the all clear, however as he went to leave the panel beaters a man in overalls, wiping his hands with a rag, and with a head covered in what could only be described as pins, stopped Ash as he left. He approached the car and said "Don't leave now. We have SUCH sights to show you..."
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