Well I've gone over ALL the entries again and pulled out my hair trying to figure out the three winners. I finally wittled it down to these three that made me laugh the most...
Masdawg's "Piracy is evil. Piracy is a crime!" entry - I'll never look at that piracy ad in quite the same way again
Robertzombie's "After filling the can with Demon piss it was ready to be sold" - so very true.
and
Philleh's - "Only a Mother could love a baby with sunglasses like that!" - just because it was so different from the other entries it really made me laugh!
Anyways, well done to all three of you! And a big well done to EVERYONE who entered - really really funny stuff!