Cowell: What is your name and where do you come from?
Sam: Sam Hell and I'm from a little place called Frogtown
Cowell: Do you think you have what it takes to win Britains Got Talent?
Sam: You certainly won't have seen anything quite like it! Prince Charles and the Queen will love it!
Cowell: Alright, when you are ready!
Sam waves offstage to the soundman to queue his music.
Paul McCartney's frog chorus starts to play as one of the frogmen from the movie Hell Come's to Frogtown walks nervously into centre stage bends over in front of Sam with his face to the audience and drops trousers.
The audience gasps and looks shocked not sure what to expect.
Sam reaches into the inside of his jacket removing a long piece of what looks like garden hose, putting KY jelly on one end and says to the judges and audience:
Sam: Alright kiddies, don't try this at home.
Sam rams the hose pipe up the frogmans ass and starts to blow as hard as he can.
The cheeks of the frogman start to inflate like 2 huge green baloons. The frogman is sweating prefusely. His cheeks look like 2 giant green spacehoppers and pump up to the point when BOOM his head explodes and green puss and guts fly all over the judges.
The judges: .............
None of the judges can speak - for one they are totally lost for words.
Sam starts to whistle as he walks smuggly backwards off the stage.
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