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iluvdvds@Cult Labs 3rd December 2012 10:04 AM

Christmas Comp #3 - The Squad DVD & Poster - FINISHED
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It's time for the third Christmas countdown competition! Today one lucky winner will grab themselves a DVD and poster of The Squad!


When all communication with a remote military base situated in an area of intense guerrilla activity is lost, a unit of Colombian soldiers is sent on a mission to regain contact with their brothers-in-arms. Fearing the base has been taken over by enemy forces, they arrive to find the place seemingly devoid of life. Once power is restored to the outpost, the full horror of the situation is revealed Ė the place is littered with corpses, the walls daubed with blood and what appear to be magical symbols intended to ward off evil. Amidst the carnage the soldiers discover a woman buried alive behind one of the walls. The dead captainís log reveals she had been captured in the area several days earlier and was being held on suspicion of being a guerrilla informant. Further interrogation of the woman reveals little, but soon leads to tensions amongst the men who are struggling to come to terms with the mysterious slaughter of their comrades. Confused and isolated, the soldiers find themselves gripped by inexplicable feelings of fear, mistrust and paranoia that leads them to question the nature and identity of their enemy.

Bloody horror and nail-biting tension combine in this chillingly atmospheric story of a group of elite soldiers sent to a remote bunker to investigate the circumstances surrounding a mysterious communications breakdown with a fellow unit.

The Squad - Trailer - YouTube

Distributor: Momentum Pictures
Certificate: 15
Release date: 18th June, 2012
Price: tbc
Extras: tbc

THE SQUAD is out on DVD on the 18th June from Momentum Pictures.


All you have to do to win is come up with a funny caption for either or both of the below images. That's it!

The funniest entries by the end of the competition will be put into a random draw where one lucky winner will be selected.

Post your answers in this thread!

Good luck,


PaulD 3rd December 2012 10:07 AM

Upon seeing Prince_Vajda's posts in the Random/Funny Pictures thread Santa Claus realised he was definitely going to be coming more than once a year now

Rik 3rd December 2012 10:08 AM

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Only thought of one for this pic so far

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"I knew I shouldn't have used bloody Zavvi, this stuff is never gonna be here in time from my chimney drops!"

sawyer6 3rd December 2012 10:16 AM

I'll still give you a ticket for speeding

Now where's the porn ?

Rik 3rd December 2012 10:24 AM

PC Plod: "Are you sure these tow ropes are strong enough?"

Santa Claus: "Of course they are, stop worrying!"

PC Plod: "Ok, I'm having the time of my life woooooooo!"

Santa Claus: "You won't be when I untie these ropes over the Atlantic Ocean, he he"

PC Plod: "What was that, I couldn't hear you over Rudolf farting?"

Santa Claus: "I said, yeah me too officer, he he he sucker"

bedorca 3rd December 2012 10:27 AM

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Im terrible at caption competitions......apologies in advance :pound:

Demdike@Cult Labs 3rd December 2012 11:50 AM

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Vic Dakin's latest outfit was a popular choice with Cult Labs members and his most seasonal avatar yet.

antmumford 3rd December 2012 11:52 AM

1) "I wouldn't be so chuffed officer, the rest of my reindeer are above towing your wife who's just followed you from your lovers place"

2) "If Horror Movie Empire can get away with it then maybe I'll take a break and deliver 2012's Christmas pressies in 2013. What can anyone do about it? Come find me?"

PaulD 3rd December 2012 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by antmumford (Post 297972)
2) "If Horror Movie Empire can get away with it then maybe I'll take a break and deliver 2012's Christmas pressies in 2013. What can anyone do about it? Come find me?"

Too soon Ant, too soon :)

antmumford 3rd December 2012 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by PaulD (Post 297976)
Too soon Ant, too soon :)

It's not too soon for me though ;) Yesterday I received an email confirmation that my last Blu-ray is being shipped out. Just in time for Xmas :p

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