The Object To Your Right...
 

Just a bit of fun!

I'm sure you've all seen the zombie pic this is based on, but if you were the killer of a slasher movie what would your weapon be? What would the name of your film be?


Use the pic and post your answers below...

My weapon would be a massive bag of Twiglets. The Twiglet Murderer Massacre? I dunno!

The object to your right.
 

Shame as the object to my left is actually a hammer. :nod:

The object to my right is a printer user guide. :doh:

Clearly my film would have to be called Friday the 13th part 15 The Crystal Lake Slayer as no bugger would want to watch Seven Deaths of the Four Page User Manual.

I'd rather watch the latter than ANOTHER shitty Friday the 13th sequel. :tongue1:

The object to my right is a cup of coffee.

How about: Freshly Ground: The Coffee Cup Killer Massacre

The object to my right is a needle and syringe.

My film would be a 70s British sex comedy called "Pricked to Death: Adventures of a Community Nurse".

Or alternatively Trainspotting 2.

The object to my right is a pillow on my sofa. How about: The Comfy Pillow Killer. :D

The object to my right is a till.....so.......

Straight Through Till Mourning

"don't forget to check your change.....or he will serve you last"

I need a fag, it's been a long day...:rolleyes:

The Mouse Massacre: Killing each victim one click at a time.