But what about the butterfly effect Kyle? This power we wield could have devastating consequences...

The year is 1973, and the King of glam-pop is riding high in the charts. yes, Gary Glitter is touring the land asking boys and girls everywhere: "Do you wanna be in my gang?" To which they innocently reply, "Oh yeah!" The man has power beyond mere mortals, and nothing can stop his meteoric rise to the top.

Enter our silent sniper. Perched atop the lighting rig in the Wolverhampton Civic Hall, he patiently waits for Slade to finish their support slot. He sips from his can of Top Deck Shandy knowing that the future of the free world is in his hands. Finally the lights go up, the thick cigarette smoke dances in the mirror-ball glow, the guitars chug and the Glitterman enters the stage aloft 15 inch-high silver platform boots. For the whispery-moustached teenage boys of Wolverhampton, this would be a night they would never forget.

All it took was one muffled shot right between the eyes and Glitter was down. The job was done. Silently the sniper dismantled and packed his weapon before disappearing into the night. Little did he realise that his heroic action would change the world forever.

Back in 2012, there is a slight pop in our ears as though the air pressure has changed slightly. I look around, puzzled, and then I notice. Something truly weird has happened. Glitter has become an icon, a legend. People are performing his songs on X Factor. Students have his poster plastered on their walls. A biopic is currently in the works starring Andy Serkis. Everything is silver. Politicians regularly claim to have Gary Glitter songs on their iPods.

The world has gone mad.

Quite a few realy

Anything to do with twilight sorry twishite..

Waste of space parents

Chav"s

Bankers that keep ruining this country and living on a different planet, then awarding themselves millions bonuses..

I know this is a strange one BUT

Tomatoes i totaly detest them AND
Cucumber they are a pointless piece of food apart from going in salads what else are they good food plus they tasteless and useless ...

I have FB but rarely post owt on it..
Dont have Myspace.

But i delete the people who spend all day posting and tweeting..
And i dont mean those who spend all day on it i mean the ones who tweet r post every single movement they make ...

good Morning everyone i just woke.
Been up half hour and had a good soak in the bath.
Just watching jeremy kyle and having a brew.
TV finished think ill do bit of house work.
Housework done going to nip in town.
God this bus is taking ages and im freezing.
Sat next to some smelly so so who needs a good wash


ARGH who gives a *UCK they are SOCIAL network sites NOT antisocial sites and not internet BB.. GETout and GET a life in live in the realworld and not JUST cyberspace world..

People are happy to know what you done what or what you are thinking but we DONT want to know every cough sneeze and fart you do...

Or the ones who just post nothing all day about there kids ARGH they are just annoying..

Argh little baby charlotte tried to say mamma and said bam ba..
Oh isnt micheal cute he just gave me a big hug..
Charlotte sat watching pepper pig while micheal plays outside with next door neighbour ..


SHUT UP i dont realy care ...bit harsh but we all think it..
Not that i dont care about them or what they been up to i just dont care about every step they make..

Two Words!
 

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Need i say anything? You know the world would be a better place.

God, is that really right? Bloody hell!

To you or to me.:lol:

Kyle, for all the comps I've not been able to do or for the ones I didn't win. Shoot him in the head.:tongue1:

I'm fairly sure that's right. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though!