At this point I'm half expecting some forum member to chime in "Hey! I was on Jeremy Kyle with my sexy babe girlfriend you f***@i%% ba%&&*" :lol:

What makes.me laugh is u have some extremely fat fouled mouth munter u cant imagine any one taking a fancy to even is u was pissed and yet you have 2 3 blokes fighting over her and taking a dna test for some poor kid u feel for.. And then u have take.me.out hosted by Paddy mcguiness with loads of nice atractive stunning women with great figures complaining they struggle to find a boyfriend...The mind boggles. As they say there nowt as queer as folk..

Please don't kill Jerry!!!!

Hang him! Send him DOWN!!!! :mob:

I would have to shoot the gas tanks of boule bashers and try and also take out folk that decide to blast crap music from their mobiles as they walk about town.

VERY tough competition to judge this week - so many worthwhile murders. So, I've gone through the thread several times and finally picked a few. Some of these aren't that bad, I mean sure Gary Glitter is a horrible guy but come on, come on, come on, come on he did make some great music! :p Jeremy Kyle is a total douchebag and an insult. Jerry Springer on the other hand has midgets fighting each other in pools of custard. And whoever said the Chuckle Brothers, well shame on you! Anywho, a well done to....

:first: Make Them Die Slowly - here! You can win! Just don't kill me!

:second: Gag and his unstoppable rally of hate

:third: Gaahl07 and Jedward. 'Nuff said.

Well done to you three. If you've not won before just PM me an address you'd like your prize sent to :)

Take care,

Kyle

Congrats guys! Well done to you all :)

Congrats guys! I'm a little bit worried by some of you now though. Such passion, such hatred :fear:

Congrats :clap:

Well done everyone.:clap:

Congrats

Congrats guys!!!!:woot::woot:

Well done lads! And let the weapon of a thousand bullets rain down on the head's of Jedwood!:lol:

Well done everybody, now come on Kyle, get out of the sunshine bliss of the beer garden and get this weeks comp posted :D

Congrats to the winners, although I'll debate that without Jedward, Celebrity Juice wouldn't be half as fun! :lol:

Im not sure exactly what it is but i Keith lemon realy irritatates and no this isnt part of a rant for the weekly comp....:laugh:.

Unstoppable rally of hate....What you trying to say im some sort of grumpy miserable git why you *@%@~ :censored:....people like you get on my nerves .......... :(..........................
But its made me won this weeks comp so ill forgive you
Thanks you..... :laugh:

Well done to everyone .......

Threats of violence always get results, cheers Kyle and well done to the other winners.:tongue1: