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Weekly Comp - Who Dares Wins & The Wild Geese - 8 October 2012 - FINISHED Hello Arrow Fans! This week's competition you are going to love as we're not giving away 1 Arrow title, but TWO new Arrow titles to three lucky people! :faint: Here's all the details........ The Wild Geese (Arrow Video) http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...eBDFront2D.jpg One Last Pay Day... One More Chance To Die! Legendary hell-raisers Richard Burton and Richard Harris, along with a coolly detached Roger Moore are aging mercenaries with a taste for fine liquor, drawn together for a late but extremely lucrative pay day in The Wild Geese, an African adventure soaked in booze, gunfire and bloodshed. Colonel Allen Faulkner (Burton) is secretly back in London to accept the task of reinstating an African leader deposed in a violent military coup, but without the combat skills of his two old friends, there isn’t going to be a mission. With his two reliable loose cannons in place, Faulkner and the team enact a text book rescue operation but disaster is close at hand when the cynical multinational who set up the whole deal turns the tables, striking a new deal with the local despot which sees The Wild Geese trying to escape with their lives intact. The Wild Geese are ready for one last mission so finish your drinks and relive this classic old school British action adventure today. Special Features: - High Definition Presentation of the main feature - Audio commentary with Roger Moore, producer Euan Lloyd and second unit director John Glen - World Premiere Newsreel Footage - Original Trailer - Bonus Feature Film: CODE NAME: WILD GEESE, starring Lewis Collins, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine and Klaus Kinski, directed by Antonio Margheriti aka Anthony M. Dawson - Reversible sleeve with original poster and newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys - Collector’s booklet featuring brand new writing on the both films by Ali Catterall, co-author of your Face Here: British Cult Movies Since the Sixties and writer James Blackford as well as a biography of producer Euan Lloyd, illustrated with original artwork. Blu-ray only Region B Release date: 02/07/2012 AND Who Dares Wins (Arrow Video) http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...DFront2D-1.jpg THE 60 SECOND WAR BEGINS NOW! Paranoia, black ops and espionage combine in Who Dares Wins, a violent and edgy anti-terror classic starring Lewis Collins (The Professionals) and Edward Woodward (The Equalizer). The anti-nuclear movement is plotting a bloody outrage on British soil and, having already fatally lost their undercover operative at a violent protest, the secret services call on the aid of the SAS. Captain Peter Skellen (Collins) risks his career, his family and his life to infiltrate the terrorist group before they can unleash an attack that will devastate the country. Relive a classic cold war thrill ride which remains relevant to this day... Who Dares Wins, a violent lesson in how to deal with the enemy within. Special Features: - High Definition Presentation of the main feature - Audio commentary with producer Euan Lloyd and director Ian Sharp - The Last of the Gentleman Producers: A Documentary on the life of the legendary producer Euan Lloyd, featuring Sir Roger Moore, Ingrid Pitt, Kenneth Griffith and more! - Two Original Trailers - Bonus Feature Film: THE COMMANDER, another Lewis Collins action spectacular co-starring Lee Van Cleef and Donald Pleasance, directed by Antonio Margheriti aka Anthony M. Dawson! - Reversible sleeve with original and newly commissioned artwork by Graham Humphreys - Collector’s booklet featuring brand new writing on Who Dares Wins by Ali Catterall, co-author of your Face Here: British Cult Movies Since the Sixties, Euan Lloyd’s original notes from the production, press book extracts and critic David Hayles interviews director David Wickes (The Sweeney, The Professionals) about working with Lewis Collins. Blu-ray only Region B Release date: 02/07/2012 -------------------------------------------- To win.... All you have to do is have some silly fun! Simply come up with an animal based pun of a real movie title. The cheesiest, cringiest, christmas-crackeriest movie title will win both films! Go on, I dare you to come up with the worse animal puns you can think of. The stupider the better! Remember, who dares wins... Pictures, posters, synopsis, reviews and anything else you can think of are more than welcome! The top three will be chosen on Sunday (14th October) to win both titles. Anyone can enter and there's no limit to the amount of awful puns. So, get thinking! Good luck, Kyle |
1 Attachment(s) To celebrate the 50th anniversary of James Bond I give you: The Man with the Golden Prawn He has a powerful crustacean He charges a million a pot, An assassin that's second to none, The man with the golden Prawn. Lurking in some darkened kitchen, Or crouched on a shrimp boat somewhere, In the next room, or this very one The man with the golden prawn Cookings required whenever he's hired, It comes just before the deal. No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him For his million dollar meal. One golden pot means another poor victim, Has come to a glittering end, For a price, he'll saute anyone The man with the golden prawn His eye may be on you or me. Who will he bang? We shall see. Oh yeah! Cookings required whenever he's hired, It comes just before the deal No-one can catch him, no hit chef can match him For his million dollar meal One golden pot means another poor victim, Has come to a glittering end, If you want to get rid of someone, The man with the golden prawn Will get it done He'll slap anyone With his golden prawn |
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Ok here are my entries. Since you asked for silly onces, these were so stupid they made myself laugh out loud. Fair warning, I am no photoshop specialist. But I am a master with paint: The Anthills Have Eyes https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/The%...ave%20Eyes.jpg ----------------------- Apocalypse Cow https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/Apocalypse%20Cow.jpg (first I was going to go with Catopalypse Now, but this one seems funnier.) ---------------------- American History B https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/Amer...istory%20B.jpg ---------------------- The Codfather https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/The%20CodFather.jpg ---------------------- Elephantasm https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/Elephantasm.jpg ---------------------- Llamadeus https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/Lamadeus.jpg More silly ones: From tusk til paw WALL-RUS Yacksi Driver Koal About Eve An Officer Panda Gentleman edit: that lamadeus quote: the madness the murder |
I got... Don’t Cluck Now (grieving couple move to Venice after their hen drowns in the back garden) Pride of Frankenstein (the mad doctor experiments on lions on a Safari trip) The Wicker Manatee (err… copper looks for a missing girl on an aquatic exploration ship…or something?) Carnival of Moles (after a car accident, some chick starts seeing freaky ghost moles n’ shit) Caribou Holocaust (the grisly found footage of a missing documentary crew who travelled to the Arctic to film some reindeer…) |
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The Man With the Golden Gun w/ Alice Cooper - YouTube |
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Red Scorpion King Lt. Nikolai Rockenko is sent to Egypt to take out the legendary Scorpion King... but the tables turn & they team-up to lay the smackdown on Brendan Fraser. (terrible actor) |
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Me thinkest that someone is a WWF/WWE fan! |
I just think of it but someone had already thought of it too,anyway http://i48.tinypic.com/egplp0.jpg |
Metropigs.In a large city where pork steak is a delicacy,the pigs rise from the depths,where they're kept imprisoned and ready for the slaughter and create a resistance to fight the hungry people above .Will they survive this uproar and escape or end up as smoked pork ribs? http://i47.tinypic.com/2hn6nb4.jpg |
From Duck Till Fawn 2 bloodhounds on the run from the fuzz (literally! Cats...), kidnap a family of Pomeranians and stop by a strip club called the Wing Twister, but little do they know that the Ducks inside, are actually murderous (or a murder, geddit?) Crows!!! |
Also Cats Vs Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore, there's one gat big stupid joke for you there. http://flixcritc.files.wordpress.com...ver2.jpg?w=570 |
Here's a few off the top of my head: Prawn of the Dead Stingray of the Dead Natural Prawn Killers City of the Lemming Dead Children of the Prawn(bit of a theme going here :lol: ) House of 1000 Carps Full Metal Jackal Dude, Where's My Carp? Maniac Cod Codfellas Elephantom of the Opera That's about it for now :cool: |
Another Bond film but have stolen another song as the theme tune: Moon Kipper (Moonraker) - New theme song Moon River Moon kipper wider than a mile I'm smoke you one in style someday You treat baker, you bread maker Wherever you're going I'm going your way Two kippers off to see my plate There's such a lot of fried friends to see We're after the same rainbow trout Waiting 'round the u bend My huckleberry friend, moon kipper and me (Moon kipper, wider than a mile) (I'm smokin' you in style some day) Oh treat baker, you bread maker Whereever you're going, I'm going your way Two kippers off to see my plate There's such a lot of fried friends to see We're after the same rainbow trout, Waiting 'round the u bend My huckleberry friend, moon kipper, and me * I hate eating fish by the way* |
Some other title suggestions: Hallobream Hallobream IV : The Return of Fish Fryers The Exorfish Wes Craven's Bream The Ring or it's Japanese title (Pingu the Penguin) |
1 Attachment(s) Here's my picture for Golden prawn, not very good with photoshop style stuff so apologies! |
1 Attachment(s) Check out these crazy bears! Plus this John received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot had a bad attitude, worse vocabulary and was very rude. John tried hard to change the bird’s attitude but nothing worked. He shouted at the bird and the bird shouted back. He threatened the bird but it just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, John put the parrot in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk, kick and scream, then suddenly, there was quiet. John became anxious that he might have injured or killed the parrot and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my language and actions. I’ll endeavour at once to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.” John was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?” |
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Equilbream Poster coming up. |
3 Attachment(s) Here my entry for now Good bad and the bugli. Tokyo boar police. The city of lost seals. |
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Couple more, inspired by some of my recent viewings Parrotnormal Activity Blade Roadrunner NosfeRATu The Vampyre |
1 Attachment(s) NOT looking for a prize....just joining in the fun. Couldn't resist..... IT'S TIME BY THE WAY MAN TAE KEEP YER APPOINMINT WI' THE WICKER MAN,MAN! :lol: |
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I truly am the master of paint(not as funny as the other ones but mildly amusing): https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/anki5s50.jpg last lame one, I promise: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/Monkeyball.jpg ok one more: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/856059/thebrainbeavers.jpg |
1 Attachment(s) Poor cow....bad luck |
Eel Cid A Fistful of Impalas Hare Will be Blood Slother Cat to the Future Raiders of the Lost Shark Breakfast at Manatee's The Squid Stays in the Picture |
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1 Attachment(s) Attachment 85702 Apocalypse Meow, Soldiers have to head down the river of VietCatnip into Cowbodia to terminate Colonel Moortz. Terminate, with extreme prejudice. |
1 Attachment(s) Im not very good at these all drawing are done by my son and me coming up with the idea he teaching me how to do it, Terror hawks at the opera |
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