Amityville x
Sick to death of the Amityville house spewing forth flies and telling people to 'get out' the U.S. Government launches the Amityville house into space to get rid of it.....
500 years later a team of deep space explorers discover a colonial mansion in an Asteroid field and decide to board it. Pretty soon their chopping firewood, screwing their sisters, fending off hoards of flies and generally wondering what the f**k is up with the house.
Jason Vs Amityville
Set right after Jason takes manhattan, our despondent hockey mask wearing nutter climbs out the well to hell. He finds himself in the Amityville house hacking up kids who venture inside until the house gets pissed and sets the flies on him. A brutal fight twixt Jason and a colonial mansion ensues.
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