Here's a couple of suggestions for original zombie deaths:
Peg the zombie out in a field & wait for November the 5th. Push a couple of bangers in through the eye sockets as far as they'll go without doing any catastrophic damage to the brain (yet). Light the blue touchpapers. Retire to a safe distance and wait...
Peg the zombie out in a field & find a randy alsatian dog. Fit a sharpened metal sheath to the dog. Apply female dog pheromones to the eye sockets. Retire to a safe distance and wait...
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