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Old 13th October 2009, 05:44 AM
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put them on a pirate ship and make them all walk the plank 1 by 1
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
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Old 13th October 2009, 05:49 AM
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Why not incorporate some prisoners on death row in the festivities,I think what you could do is make a TV show/game form it.What you need is a giant electric fence,convicts and zombies.On the prison side of the fence have the prisoners and on the outer side have the zombies.Tell the prisoners they can go free if they can make it over the fence then with the prisoner on the one side you can see how long it will take for the zombies to realise that if you touch the fence they will die.
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Old 13th October 2009, 11:24 AM
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"We're going to need a bigger boat"
you seen the size of some these pirate ships
some them could easily fit good few hundred and more
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Old 13th October 2009, 02:28 PM
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Dive headfirst into the zombie horde with a Moulinex food blender! That'll sort 'em out!

Moulinex makes things simple, and that includes the slice!

(Older members will know to what I refer! )
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Old 14th October 2009, 05:04 AM
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Extreme sport fishing with zombies as bait
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Old 15th October 2009, 01:05 PM
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Here's a couple of suggestions for original zombie deaths:

Peg the zombie out in a field & wait for November the 5th. Push a couple of bangers in through the eye sockets as far as they'll go without doing any catastrophic damage to the brain (yet). Light the blue touchpapers. Retire to a safe distance and wait...

Peg the zombie out in a field & find a randy alsatian dog. Fit a sharpened metal sheath to the dog. Apply female dog pheromones to the eye sockets. Retire to a safe distance and wait...
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Old 15th October 2009, 02:06 PM
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Feed them Chipotle til they shit their brains out! Mwa hahaha
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Old 16th October 2009, 12:21 PM
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Hey there! It's that time again!

So, who wins the dvds? Well, it was a toughie AGAIN this week, Anyways, here are this week's winners...


Philleh! Death by bungee jump - that's just excellent!!!


Vipco - BBFC 'here a cut, there a cut'


and place goes too....


Gigantor - for his marriage death. Painful stuff


Well done to you three. Bad luck to everyone else though


New comp'll be u in a matter of minutes...or so.
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Old 16th October 2009, 12:22 PM
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Lay thousands of banana skins ina field surrounded by planks of wood with rusty nails stuck in them.

To bait the zombies to enter, airstike the field with offal.

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Trap a load of zombies in a cinema. Hook-up the projector with Britain's Got Talent on an endless repeating loop. Even the walking undead won't be able to take it - guaranteed suicides all round.

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Clone Chuck Norris a million times. Release them to world...
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Old 16th October 2009, 12:23 PM
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Lay thousands of banana skins ina field surrounded by planks of wood with rusty nails stuck in them.

To bait the zombies to enter, airstike the field with offal.

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Trap a load of zombies in a cinema. Hook-up the projector with Britain's Got Talent on an endless repeating loop. Even the walking undead won't be able to take it - guaranteed suicides all round.

************************************************** *******

Clone Chuck Norris a million times. Release them to world...

Crap. I was a tiny bit late there wasn't I?!!
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