Rise Of The Scarecrows (2006)
Amateur hour goes on and on ... and on and on. Small towns can be hell so they say. This one sure is. City slickers get their arses kicked is not the most original storyline. Not to worry, as there are distractions. Mainly 'actors'
who can't help staring into the camera .... the most inept 'slaughter' scene since Snuff....
But I can't stop watching it
The sheriff knows something .... but he's not saying much.
When a group a friends get stranded in rural Murica, abusing the locals isn't the smartest mother truckin' move y'all. To add to this there's 'something' in the woods.
It's like horror Top Trumps .... without the horror. Filmed mainly in daylight, this is witless in extremis.
I may revise this.
Two directors!!!
and the ST features a band called .... Bitchslicer. Ring any bells does that?? Harumph