ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE - Beautiful people and well shot vista's cannot compensate for a mindnumbingly tedious plot that reveals it's twist by accident within the first five minutes, a truly awful film.
PROM NIGHT (Remake) - the dumbing down of horror continues with this bloodless, MTV style teen 'slasher' that fails to muster up any tension. Awful.
BLACK CHRISTMAS (Remake) - Fox take on Bob Clarke's 1974 xmas slasher opus with unbelievable amaturism. The cast are ok but the dialog is awful. bad bad bad!!!!!!!!!!!
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSASCR: THE BEGINING - one question. WHY? CRAPtacular. a waste of money.
QUARANTINE - why did america remake [rec], why? they filmed it shot for shot and just changed the language from spanish to english, they could have saved money by dubbing [rec].
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