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Old 19th January 2018, 08:09 PM
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Desert Heat (1999, Danny Mulroon)
Ahem. Always knew that JCVD had an ego mania as such. Full blown tis here as the Damme plays a loner who has his work cut out pitting scummy meth dealers against even scummier bikers. Littered with a colourful supporting cast, this is easily the funniest of his I've seen yet ...well twas for about 20 minutes until I stuck on ....

Double Impact (1991, Sheldon Lettich)
He plays twins!!! One is bad (slicked down hair ... reminiscent of his look in Black Eagle ) and one is good (wears his tshirt tucked into his shorts er ....)
Absolute nonsense from beginning to end ... . Why they didn't go for the obvious sci fi sequel ... well, I can think of one reason

Ahem.
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