Public safety/information films

[VicDakin]

We recently road-tested the current model of er... pedestrian.

Basically if your being stalked by Mr Peacock,then eventually your gonna get twatted by a car.
Frank Thornton, best known for his role as Captain Peacock in the BBC's "Are You Being Served?", with a cap on his head and a microphone in his hand, follows a hapless chap, played by Larry Martyn, around all day as if he were road-testing a car.

[VicDakin]

Can you believe we all fell for this bollocks's

[Pete]

I imagine there will be a public info film for how to survive the apocalypse next year.

[VicDakin]

Grandad:

Now this is a

PEDESTRIAN
LIGHT
CONTROLLED
CROSSING.

The

PELICAN CROSSING

To cross the road, you press the button and wait. Wait until the red man changes to the green man.

Close up of green man. Crossing makes beeping sound.


See? Yes, now if all is clear, we can cross.

They cross the road.


There we are. Oh dear, I've left me brolly behind.

Girl:

I'll get it, Grandad!

Grandad:

No! Stop! The green man is flashing.

Girl:

Ooh!

Grandad:

Yes. That means the lights are about to change.

Girl:

Ooh!

Grandad:

So you mustn't start to cross.

Girl:

Ooh! I see.

Grandad:

There's a good girl. Now remember, you have to wait until the red man changes to green. Then, if all is clear, cross.

Close up of traffic light is in cloud bubble above Grandad's head. Crossing beeps on green man as before.

Girl:

Ah!

Grandad:

Don't forget, when the green man flashes, it's too late to step out.

Oh, it's started to rain. [Sniffs.] Wish I'd brought me brolly!

[VicDakin]

look back.
Its all very well looking back,but in the last pic there all gonna crash into a mound of earth

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

look back.
Its all very well looking back,but in the last pic there all gonna crash into a mound of earth

With luck, Nicky Henson will roar out of the mound and get them.

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

With luck, Nicky Henson will roar out of the mound and get them.

Yeah would of been more entertaining,look back zombie overtaking

[VicDakin]

Public Information Film: A Thief Would Like Your Bike.
Public announcement to advise people to store information about their bike in the event it gets stolen. Staring: Derek Griffiths, Man In Leotard : Derek Dedman Policeman : Jack Carr

[VicDakin]

Motorway Fog (1970, Voiceover : Patrick Troughton).
Not exactly Pixar but does the trick,it always reminds me of The Crate episode from Creepshow.

[Splatterdragon73]

Aaahhh, Vic you're doing a grand job of taking me back to happier times with each vintage PIF you post here. Keep 'em comin'!