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Angel of Death 2 (Andreas Bethmann, 2007)

Posted 10th November 2009 at 01:02 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 12th January 2010 at 04:07 PM by Pete

A young woman hitch-hiking is picked up a by a man in a 4x4, who drives her into the woods and forces her to suck his knob. She manages to call the police but before the police get there he blows his load in her face and then knocks her unconscious and plants drugs on her. She is arrested and sent to the notorious ‘Prison Island’ which is ruled over by the depraved Miss Steel (Lina Romay) and her equally sadistic guards.

In this prison women are abused, forced to urinate into bowls...
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Water Power (1976)

Posted 29th August 2009 at 12:09 PM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 29th August 2009 at 01:06 PM by Pete

Burt (Jamie Gillis) is a creepy loner who spends his time spying on the girl in the building opposite and reading porn. One night he visits a seedy sex club where you can pay to act out the fantasy of your choice. After becoming curious about a colonic, the manager allows him to visit the room of another customer to see first hand what it is. A colonic of course is an enema. Burt is so turned on by this that he sees it as his purpose in life to administer enemas to women he feels are dirty. So off...
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Porno Holocaust (Joe D'amato, 1981)

Posted 27th August 2009 at 01:04 PM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 27th August 2009 at 02:00 PM by Pete

Cast: George Eastan, Dirce Funari, Mark Shanon, Annj Goren


A team of scientists are sent on a mission to a Caribbean island to check the effects of atom bomb tests that took place 20 years before and also find the truth behind the rumours of a beast like creature that roams the island and kills the innocent. When they reach the island there appears to be no signs of life. The split up and start collecting specimens to take back with them. Stopping for a while two of the scientists
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Banned in America (1998)

Posted 8th July 2009 at 10:56 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 26th March 2010 at 12:45 AM by Pete

The success of Gualtiero Jaccoppeti's, Franco Prosperi's and Paolo Cavara's Mondo Cane (aka 'A Dogs Life' 1962) inspired a whole host of imitations from around the world. In Italy Jacopetti and Prosperi's former collaborators Antonio Climati and Mario Morra directed the notorious Savage Man, Savage Beast (1975) and Savannah Violenta ( 1982 ). Exploitation legend Antonio Margheriti directed Il Pelo nel Mondo (aka Wicked World, Mondo Inferno, 1964), Alfredo Castiglioni directed Addio Ultimo Uomo (1978,...
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The Hard Way ( Michele Massimo Tarantini, 1987 )

Posted 9th June 2009 at 10:33 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 16th September 2010 at 05:22 PM by Pete

A brutal drug dealer named Pinheiro controlls the 'golden triangle' in between Brazil and Colombia. Anyone who gets in his way meets a gruesome end. The U.S government is keen to put a stop to his antics but are fearful that a extradition to the U.S will have deadly consequenses. So they put their best men - Bull (Miles O'Keeffe), Karl (Milton Morris) and Paolo (Chuck Bishop) on the case with instructions to kidnap Pinheiro and bring him back to the U.S.A.

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Razor Blade Smile ( Jake West, 1998 )

Posted 18th May 2009 at 11:13 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 16th June 2009 at 12:20 PM by Pete

After being shot during a pistol duel 19th century noble woman Lilith Silver ( Eileen Daly ) is resurrected by vampire Sethaine Blake ( Chris Adamson ) and spends the centuries as a hired killer. Her recent hits have involved a sect called the Illuminati who - led by Blake - are understandably concerned and set out to put a stop to Lilith's antics.

Here's something weird; a modern (ish ) British film that is actually quite good! Director West has managed - for next to nothing - a...
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Hells Gate ( Umberto Lenzi, 1991 )

Posted 12th May 2009 at 11:06 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 16th June 2009 at 12:21 PM by Pete

A team of archeologists venture into some deep caves to look for their friend who has disappeared while trying to break the world isolation record. Once inside they stumble across an old crypt with a strange Latin inscription on the wall. It tells them that in 1291 seven monks were executed for heresy will rise from their graves 700 hundred years later and seek out and kill seven heretic's. Unfortunately for the group it is now 1991;exactly 700 hundred years later!! At first they are not worried...
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House of Doom ( Lucio Fulci and Umberto Lenzi, 1986 & 1989 )

Posted 6th May 2009 at 10:46 PM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 7th May 2009 at 04:49 AM by Pete

Lucio Fulci and Umberto Lenzi were commsioned by Reitalia Television to direct two movies in a tv series called the House of Doom. They were nver shown because they where deemed to violent. The only release they got was a vhs release in Japan. In 2003 they finnaly got a UK release from Vipco in the House of Doom collection:

The House of Clocks - Dir: Lucio Fulci,

This film is about a group of youths who plan to rob a large house that is owned by two elderly people....
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Exterminators of the Year 3000 ( Guliano Carnimeo aka Jules Harrison, 1983 )

Posted 29th April 2009 at 09:57 AM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 27th September 2010 at 02:33 AM by Pete

Its the year 3000 and the earth has become a desolate wasteland. The seas and rivers have all dried up and humanity is on the brink of extinction. An underground settlement knows the whereabouts of an underground spring that contains enough water to save the human race. But in order to reach it they must travel across dangerous territory contorolled by ' Crazy Bull' a sadistic barbarian who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. After a convoy from the settlement comes under attack from CB the...
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Wild Beasts ( 1983 ) dir; Franco E Prosperi.

Posted 11th April 2009 at 10:41 PM by Pete (Loops movie ramblings!)
Updated 24th April 2009 at 08:01 AM by Pete

Wild Beasts ( 1983 )

dir: Franco E Prosperi

Cast:

Lorraine De Selle
John Aldrich
Ugo Bologna

Animals escape from the zoo and go on the rampage in a unnamed european city ( actually Frankfurt ) after drinking contaminated water. We see people attacked by rats, a woman having her head crushed by an elephant, a cheetah vs Volkswagen chase, schoolteachers eaten by polar bears and much more.


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