The Absolute Worst Films of All Time!

[Slippery Jack]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I have a best of The Smiths but hardly ever listen to it as its so depressing.

I've got it for the car, great for a singalong! I'm always tickled by 'Is It Really So Strange?' when he sings

I left the South
And travelled North
I got confused, I killed a horse
I can't help the way I feel

What ??!

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Slippery Jack

I've got it for the car, great for a singalong! I'm always tickled by 'Is It Really So Strange?' when he sings

I left the South
And travelled North
I got confused, I killed a horse
I can't help the way I feel

What ??!

Also "I got confused I killed a nun"


The delivery of the line "I lost my bag in Newport Bagnell" also tickes me.

[Slippery Jack]

Originally Posted by PaulD

The delivery of the line "I lost my bag in Newport Bagnell" also tickes me.

And whenever I say "fair enough", I always deliver it like Moz in 'I Started Something I Couldn't Finish'

And now eighteen months' hard labour
Seems ... fair enough

[PaulD]

Originally Posted by Slippery Jack

And whenever I say "fair enough", I always deliver it like Moz in 'I Started Something I Couldn't Finish'

And now eighteen months' hard labour
Seems ... fair enough

I do that too!


We're a tragic pair.

[Slippery Jack]

Sixteen, clumsy, and shy. That's the story of our lives . . .

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Aaah!

How sweet.

[Hawkmonger]

Oi! Dem! Demons 2 is ace and you know it!!!!

[Roughale]

Let me think...

- Postal (by Uwe Boll) - plain out unfunny as hell and just over-provocative crap
- almost all by David Lynch, except Dune, which was Ok and that film road movie with the tractor, have not seen that yet...
- Shame (with Michael Fassbinder's swinging thing - disgusting!)
- The Master - killed by Jaoquim Phoenix's tedious overacting, add his fake documentary to it, full crap overload, thankfully I erased most memories of that, including the title...
- Black Swan - the shaky camera killed me with my headache, may have to give it another chance...
- The English Patient - why in anyone's name did they dump it with all these Oscars? In my opinion only the cinematography Oscar was acceptable, best acting fpor lying in a badly made mask all the time? f$%§ off!

OK, I am getting too much into it, I better do some Yoga

[demonknight]

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.
Shite for the eyes

[Nordicdusk]

Sorry i didnt mean to start a Smiths war on the thread.

I own a good few Smiths albums and Morrissey solo albums.