Fav Movie Quotes

[Nordicdusk]

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Jack Murphy: The only law I know is "Jack Murphy's law." It's very simple. Don't ****** with Jack Murphy. You remember that.

[Nordicdusk]

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Bobby Kopas: It ain't sunk into that thick brain of yours yet. See, everything goes a lot easier and a lot less trouble when you're doing business with me. You understand what I'm talking about?
Vince Majestyk: You make sounds like you're a mean little ass-kicker... only I ain't convinced. You keep talking and I'm gonna take your head off.


Nancy Chavez: If you want to go to bed with me, why don't you say so?
Vince Majestyk: I don't want to talk about it, I want to do it.

[Nordicdusk]

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Morton: Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.
Frank: People scare better when they're dying.


Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.


Cheyenne: Harmonica, a town built around a railroad.
[laughs]
Cheyenne: You could make a fortune. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. Hey, more than that. Thousands of thousands.
Harmonica: They call them "millions."
Cheyenne: "Millions." Hmm.


Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was, for an hour or for a month - he must have been a happy man.

[Nordicdusk]

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Arthur Bishop: [voiceover as Steve reads note] Steve, if you read this, it means I didn't make it back. It also means you've broken a filament controlling a 13-second delay trigger. End of game. Bang! You're dead.

[Rondadoronron]

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I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to move aboot with complate frodom


[Madame Fanny has been spending forged money in the hat shop]
Crabtree: Good Moaning, I have come to arost your mither.
Yvette: Arrest her mother, why?
Crabtree: She has been pissing fudged bank notes in the hot shop.
Edith: What does Crabtree say Yvette?
Yvette: I think he said "she has been passing forged bank notes in the hat shop.
Crabtree: Presoasly
René (Dressed like Fanny, doing a poor impression of her): Edith, remind him that he is supposed to be on our side.
Crabtree: Who is the ugly old bog in the bid with your mither?
Fanny: I have been asking the same question.
René (takes off his wig): It is I, Rene.
Crabtree: My Gid that was a god disgeese, I was complotely decieved by the wog.
René: Edith, give him 500 francs from the till and tell him to pass off.
Crabtree: There is no need to be rode.

[Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering are about to desert from the German army because they failed to destroy a munitions train]
Officer Crabtree: I have good nose.
René: Yes, yes, you are very handsome...
Officer Crabtree: The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.
René: Bummed by the RAF?!
Col. Von Strohm / Captain Geering: Bummed by the RAF?!
Lt. Gruber: What have the naughty RAF been up to now?
René: They bombed an munition train.
Captain Geering: Did they destroy it?
Officer Crabtree: There were little pisses all over the track.

[TheOncomingStorm]

Day of the Dead (1985)

Captain Rhodes - "I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the **** you're doing with my time?"

[Rondadoronron]

Jez-Spirit crushing comes much more naturally to you.

Mark-This won't work.You should have told her the truth. Dreams crumble to dust.

Jez-Your motto.You should put that on your business cards.Anyway, chill out.If you love something, set it free.

Mark-What if I love a black mamba? Should I set that free? Is that what you and Sting want, a venomous killer loose on the streets of south London?

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[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Some great Bronson quotes Nordic.

The 'Idiots with guns' line was going through my head as i was reading the post previous to it.

@Ron - Do you think Sacha Baron Cohen was riffing on Officer Crabtree in Hugo. The minute i saw him that was who i thought of.

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Some great Bronson quotes Nordic.

The 'Idiots with guns' line was going through my head as i was reading the post previous to it.

@Ron - Do you think Sacha Baron Cohen was riffing on Officer Crabtree in Hugo. The minute i saw him that was who i thought of.

Cheers Dem

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Rondadoronron

Jez-Spirit crushing comes much more naturally to you.

Mark-This won't work.You should have told her the truth. Dreams crumble to dust.

Jez-Your motto.You should put that on your business cards.Anyway, chill out.If you love something, set it free.

Mark-What if I love a black mamba? Should I set that free? Is that what you and Sting want, a venomous killer loose on the streets of south London?

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Absolutely love Peep Show.

Pretty much every dialogue exchange is quote-worthy gold.