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24th March 2012, 06:21 AM
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 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) This line always makes me laugh,after all the mayhem that has happened,he's worrying about the decor  Jim Siedow Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?  |
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#72
24th March 2012, 06:28 AM
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| "The Comic Strip Presents..." Bad News Tour (1983)
Den: D'you see the Whistle Test last night? Colin: Sort of, yeah, but I... I was really stoned, you know, and I drank a bottle of brandy, and... yeah, I was with this chick and we were just about to get down to it - huh - I went and put my foot through the television set. Vim: Oh no! Colin: Yeah, so it sort of blew up a bit, you know, and set fire to the curtains, and I missed the second half of the show, so... Den: I bet your mum was really angry! Colin: Well... she wasn't there, was she, Den? Den: Yeah, but, I mean, when she gets back, she's gonna be... Colin: No, Den, Den, she won't be getting back. Den: How come? Colin: 'Cause... 'cause she's dead. Den: Eh? Vim: She's dead, Den. Den: Oh, I get it. Alan's called Vim and your mum's dead. (Colin shakes his head in despair.) Can we cut this bit as well, please? Nordicdusk likes this. |
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#73
24th March 2012, 06:47 AM
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| BOTTOM
What about "pin the tail on the donkey"? Eddie: We haven't got a donkey. Richie: Well, ah, "pin the tail on the chicken". Eddie: We haven't got a tail. Richie: Oh. Well, "pin the sausage on the chicken". Eddie: We haven't got a chicken. Richie: Well... "pin the sausage on the fridge"! Eddie: Or a pin. Richie: "Sellotape a sausage to the fridge"! Eddie: We haven't got a sausage! Richie: "Put a bit of sellotape on the fridge"! Eddie: It's not much of a game, is it? Richie: What d'you mean, you have to do it blindfold. Eddie: But we haven't even got a blindfold! Richie: Well then we'll have to improvise, won't we Eddie? Eddie: Richie! I've been here since ten o'clock last night. It's now five o'clock in the morning. We've finished off the Pernod, the ouzo, the Old Spice, even the industrial strength floor cleaner. Three litres of it. I've explained the rules of chess to you one hundred and twenty-four times, and I'm buggered if I'm going to let you delay the game another ten minutes while you scan though a few back copies of Amateur Photographer! Okay? Right. King's prawn to king's prawn four. Nordicdusk likes this. |
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#74
24th March 2012, 08:51 AM
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| Cobra (1986). One of the best action flicks ever. Marion Cobretti: You're the disease, and I'm the cure. --- Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem? Marion Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a LITTLE one! --- Cobretti: I don't deal with psychos. I put 'em away. Greetings! |
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#75
24th March 2012, 09:07 AM
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| RoboCop (1987). A classic. Period. RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me! --- RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening. --- Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble. --- RoboCop: [after shooting perp in groin] Your move, creep. --- Rape Victim: Oh God, I was so scared! Thank you! RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center. Greetings! |
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#76
24th March 2012, 09:15 AM
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The film Pieces... Bast**d....basta*d.....BAST***D!!!! |
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#77
24th March 2012, 09:36 AM
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#78
24th March 2012, 09:45 AM
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24th March 2012, 09:55 AM
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Dr Knox: Gentlemen, if you will incline your heads slightly to the right, you will see a door. Please use it.  Strom: Lady, I haven't got the time *BANG*  My two favourite quote ever, from two of my all-time fave actors, Peter Cushing and Lee Marvin. |
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#80
24th March 2012, 10:02 AM
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| Point Blank (1967)
Brewster: You're a very bad man, Walker, a very destructive man! Why do you run around doing things like this? Walker: I want my money. I want my $93,000. Brewster: $93,000? You threaten a financial structure like this for $93,000? No, Walker, I don't believe you. What do you really want? Walker: I - I really want my money. Brewster: Well, I'm not going to give you any money and nobody else is. Don't you understand that? Walker: Who runs things? Brewster: Carter and I run things. I run things. Walker: What about Fairfax? Will he pay me? Brewster: Fairfax is a man who signs checks. Walker: No, cash. Brewster: Fairfax isn't going to give you anything. He's finished. Fairfax is dead. He just doesn't know it yet. Walker: Somebody's got to pay. Gojirosan and Prince_Vajda like this. |
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